Paper Five
I’ve got news for you, Parent: you just enjoyed yourself
Tag: new writing
Damn You Steve
It’s the third most common Dutch childhood injury, and someone has to be to blame
Dora Biscuits
What kind of crazy regime are we living in, where tiny babies start school?
Seasonal Fruits
My Lawyer is turning 40 and this means one thing. Disposable underwear, of course.
One Thing After Another
All it took was a light mangling of her leg
I’m Just Saying
We might as well be naked and sobbing. Maybe that’s just me
Little Girl
“Oh, it’s okay. I NEVER SAID YOUR REAL NAMES.”
Steve
“We’ll take care of him,” I say, with more hope than expectation. Meet Steve.
I Am Not Mohammed
“You won’t blog about this, will you?’ asks My Lawyer.
Reader; I blogged.
Enlightenment
Maybe she’s born with it. Maybe it’s THE BLOOD OF HER INFANT CHILD. Welcome to Amsterdam
Amsterfam 