Paper Five
I’ve got news for you, Parent: you just enjoyed yourself
Tag: expats
Damn You Steve
It’s the third most common Dutch childhood injury, and someone has to be to blame
Somewhere
It occurs to me that we are both definitely about to drown in this canal. But it’s a great parenting opportunity
One Thing After Another
All it took was a light mangling of her leg
Steve
“We’ll take care of him,” I say, with more hope than expectation. Meet Steve.
Five Seconds A Day
Long-distance marriage: 10 things I’ve learnt from ninety days of solo parenting.
Coconuts
I break it to the six year old that we’re not getting divorced. She takes it pretty well
Three Births And A Bereavement
Moving out of your family home doesn’t have to be sad. Does it?
“Who’d Want To Read This?”
My Lawyer is homesick and lonely. I am fantasising about being homesick and lonely. The era of moping around comes to an abrupt and unexpected end
“I Don’t Want To Go.”
Would-be letting agents are insulting me and our school is parading all that we shall miss. It is possible that I’m taking it all a bit personally.
Amsterfam 